Our Commitment to You

Over 25 years experience in the professional indoor gardening industry

Consulting

We pride ourselves on accuracy in consultation advice, along with ingenious solutions to almost every problem that growers struggle with. We approach every cannabis grow facility with respect and never an ego complex. 

Pre-Facility Consulting

Start-up and existing facilities

Resource Procurement

We maintain a vast network of global leaders in the cultivation industry. We have tight relationships with manufacturers and distributors of thousands of commercial greenhouse products. Our specialized online store only features products that we recommend with our professional consultation.

Start-Ups & Transformations

Our grower services are what we do best. As cultivation consultants, our goal is to methodically identify the issues that are holding you back, rectify those issues, and wait for the plants to respond. THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING. 

Quality

We bring nearly three decades of specialized indoor gardening industry experience right to your doorstep. We are simply here to help grow facilities reach their maximum potential in every way. Everything we do centers on providing services of the highest level of quality. We won’t stop until you’re 100% satisfied – that’s a guarantee.

Efficiency

Sustainable business practices, and streamlining the growing phases for efficiency and speed of output are what we specialize in. We pride ourselves on our efficient procedures and solutions, but we continually strive for improvement in order to deliver results more effectively.

VALUE

We have generated thousands of jolly growers who have trusted and confided in us for many years, and we hope to continue building that trust and confidence in our future clients, like YOU 

ABOUT US

"It's Where ALL The Growers Get Their Jollies"

 

 

Jolly Green Hydroponics, LLC was originally established as a brick & mortar retail store back in July of 2007 in Dallas, Texas, by a founder with a proven track record in the indoor gardening equipment sector. Having begun professional sales in 1997—well before such products became widely accessible, particularly in Texas and its neighboring states, he Initially launched in 2007 as a 2,500 sq. ft. retail hydroponics shop. From 2007-2013, Jolly Green Hydroponics expanded to a 15,000 sq. ft., $1M annual, megastore, complete with six commercial loading docks, before the global economic downturn caught up to us, which was later followed by a global pandemic.

 

Our extensive experience in indoor climate-controlled gardening, especially in extreme heat conditions, distinctly positions us as a leader in the cannabis cultivation consulting arena, a distinction that will endure.

Our visually striking retail location was complemented by a robust online store, which facilitated our emergence as a premier superstore for domestic and international customers. Within just three years, we became the go-to destination for thousands of cannabis growers, catering to all skill levels and garden sizes. Our loyal clientele frequently traveled significant distances, often hundreds of miles from regions such as the Gulf of Mexico and neighboring states like Oklahoma and Louisiana, to access our expertise and products. Our onsite consulting services further extend our reach to clients in their own locations. 

 

Our consulting expertise is grounded in over 25 years of hands-on experience with the finest indoor gardening equipment and nutrient brands. Our unique position has afforded us the opportunity to rigorously test these products in personal and commercial gardens over decades. Jolly Green Hydroponics Consulting represents the culmination of insider industry knowledge and practical experimentation with cutting-edge indoor gardening solutions. We are currently a small team, but we are positioning to expand globally in the indoor ag industry.

 

Today, we proudly announce our return after a decade of strategic legal cannabis market observation and testing the waters of the new industry. The recent legalization of commercial-scale cannabis cultivation for both medical and recreational purposes, presents an unparalleled opportunity for growth and innovation in our field. This includes traditional food crops grown hydroponically indoors, as well as indoor hemp farming, and large-scale sustainable urban vertical farms. We continue to provide expert consultation and the highest-quality indoor gardening equipment, now exclusively focused on top-tier commercial cannabis cultivation products. 

 

Our On-Site Consultation and Procurement Services leverage an expansive network of global industry resources. Our specialized online stores offer a comprehensive range of large-scale equipment, standard hydroponics gear, and premium cannabis genetic seed strains engineered for optimal quality and yield. Our consulting team is poised to travel nationwide to assist any licensed cannabis greenhouse or facility, delivering tailored solutions that are both economically viable and uniquely suited to individual client needs. 

 

We also extend our consulting services to traditional food greenhouse clients and hemp farmers. Our offerings include Integrated Pest Management (IPM) applications and various "Plant-Touching" Services exclusively for legally compliant gardens of fruits, vegetables, flowers, herbs, and hemp.

 

 ***DISCLAIMER: We currently provide advisory, "Non-Plant-Touching" Services to state-legal cannabis cultivators only. *** 

 

 

We have a commitment to excellence and carry a passion for cannabis!!

 

Our capabilities are full-service, start-to-finish, from the ground-up to out-the-door solutions. We encompass step-by-step guidance for all of our clients, from initial investment inquiries to comprehensive greenhouse procurement, supervised build-outs, advanced indoor horticulture lighting systems, automated gardening designs, hydroponics & living soil cultivation training, and much more.

 

We can also supply all necessary commercial-scale equipment and garden supplies, offer master grower and facility director training, and facilitate competitive positioning in the legal cannabis market. Additionally, we can equip facilities with automation solutions for sustainable and compliant packaging and labeling. We pride ourselves on maintaining the most extensive network of industry relationships and resources in the cannabis consulting field. Our deep knowledge of climate-controlled automation, greenhouse cultivation, and automation design, coupled with our experience in cleanroom practices involving live female cannabis plants, positions us as unparalleled experts in the industry. 

 

Our company strictly adheres to all Federal and State regulations governing agricultural consultation services, commercial greenhouse procurement, and the resale of commercial equipment and gardening supplies. Our services are advisory in nature, non-plant-touching, and therefore do not come with guarantees. Prior to onsite consultations, we require a signed consultancy agreement that delineates the project's scope, direction, and duration. A sign-off after services rendered is also encouraged. To ensure the highest value for our clients, we require full advance payment of consultation fees, allowing us to allocate resources effectively and maintain professionalism. Our commitment to integrity and accuracy in our advice is unwavering; our primary objective is your success. 

 

Please note that all sales of our consulting services and products are final. Refunds are not possible, as a portion of payments is allocated to non-refundable expenses such as travel, drop-shipping, and subcontractor fees. Onsite consultations typically involve two expert consultants and a minimal videography team, ensuring thorough and professional engagement. We retain all intellectual property rights to digital photography and video captured within client facilities, with the right to repurpose these materials for Jolly Green's promotional use, while respecting client preferences for anonymity or public representation. We maintain strict confidentiality regarding our client relationships, fostering a mutually beneficial environment that drives success in the legal cannabis cultivation sector. Our reputation is paramount, and as such, we are committed to excellence in every engagement. We are excited to collaborate with licensed cannabis cultivation facilities across all legalized states in the continental U.S., contributing to the pivotal movement for personal freedoms and civil justice.

 

“These dudes are AWESOME! Really turned our grow facility around. We are so glad that we called Jolly Green Hydro & Cannabis Consulting for help”

Licensed Grower in Norman, Oklahoma 

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